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Please... Hesitate to ask
Please... Hesitate to ask
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Please… Hesitate to Ask 🚫🙏💜
Technically polite. Absolutely not.
You said please. You said it nicely. Nobody can be mad. This shirt is the passive-aggressive masterpiece you've been searching for — professional enough for the office, honest enough for your soul.
Bold purple-to-teal gradient on "HESITATE" does the heavy lifting so you don't have to. (Which, frankly, is the whole point.)
A heavier, structured classic tee that sits sharp and holds its shape — because even if you're unavailable, you'll look incredible saying so.
100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10, Ash Grey: 99/1, Heather colors: 50/50 cotton/poly)
5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — substantial, structured, and sharp
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for extra durability
Made on demand, just for you — please allow extra time 😇
Available S–3XL+
Disclaimers: White may appear off-white. Natural color may have dark speckles. Wearer may appear unapproachable — this is a feature, not a bug.
Perfect for: busy people, boundary setters, anyone with an open-door policy they deeply regret. 🚪❌
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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