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Please... Hesitate to ask

Please... Hesitate to ask

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Please… Hesitate to Ask 🚫🙏💜

Technically polite. Absolutely not.

You said please. You said it nicely. Nobody can be mad. This shirt is the passive-aggressive masterpiece you've been searching for — professional enough for the office, honest enough for your soul.

Bold purple-to-teal gradient on "HESITATE" does the heavy lifting so you don't have to. (Which, frankly, is the whole point.)

A heavier, structured classic tee that sits sharp and holds its shape — because even if you're unavailable, you'll look incredible saying so.

100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10, Ash Grey: 99/1, Heather colors: 50/50 cotton/poly)

5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — substantial, structured, and sharp

Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders

Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for extra durability

Made on demand, just for you — please allow extra time 😇

Available S–3XL+

Disclaimers: White may appear off-white. Natural color may have dark speckles. Wearer may appear unapproachable — this is a feature, not a bug.

Perfect for: busy people, boundary setters, anyone with an open-door policy they deeply regret. 🚪❌

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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