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Crayons & Chaos
Crayons & Chaos
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Crayons & Chaos 🖍️🌈💥
An accurate summary of toddlerhood.
Handprints on the wall? Check. Crayons in every couch cushion? Obviously. A tiny human running at full speed for absolutely no reason? Always. This shirt gets it — and so do you.
Bright, bold, and gloriously chaotic, just like the little person wearing it. Made from ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that can keep up with their energy (good luck with that, by the way).
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — buttery soft for sensitive skin
Heather Colombia Blue: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
4.2 oz/yd² lightweight & breathable — perfect for tiny humans on the move
Relaxed fit with room to run, jump, and cause general mayhem
Pre-shrunk & side-seamed construction
Made on demand, just for your little chaos agent
Sourced from the US or Honduras
Makes an amazing gift for baby showers, birthdays, or any parent who has ever found a crayon melted in the dryer. 🫠
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