Only parks

Welcome to Only Parks.
Nature… but make it inappropriate.
This tee is for people who know the mountains aren’t the only thing that’s… majestic 👀
Inspired by those wildly unhinged “park thirst trap” TikToks, this shirt lets everyone know you didn’t come for the hiking…
👉 you came for the views.
And maybe the “views.”
And also the views.
What you’re getting: • 100% cotton – soft enough for long walks… or short attention spans
• Structured fit – holds its shape better than your composure at Niagara Falls
• Clean lines – unlike your search history
• Perfect for layering – because things might get… scenic
Fabric details (aka the foreplay section):
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% “just a little extra”
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% barely noticeable but still there
• Heather colors: 50/50… like your intentions
Important disclaimers (read with a smirk):
• White may appear slightly off-white… we prefer “naturally aged”
• “Natural” color includes speckles… nature gets a little dirty
Wearing this shirt may result in: • People laughing in public
• Someone saying “WAIT I GET IT” 3 seconds later
• Being aggressively side-eyed by someone’s mom at a national park
Only Parks.
Because sometimes you’re not here for the hike… 😏

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