Front side: “Life is but the final rug, ride it out”
For the crypto dreamers, chart watchers, moon chasers, and certified HODL legends. This tee captures the chaotic beauty of the market with neon city vibes, green candles, and enough unrealized gains to make your portfolio blush. Soft, lightweight, and built for everyday wear, whether you're buying the dip or celebrating a candle that finally went vertical 🚀
Back side: “Death is but the final rug pull”
The darker half of the saga. Featuring liquidation nightmares, broken charts, and the spiritual remains of every bagholder who said “it’ll recover.” Perfectly matching the front design, this side brings full degen energy with a grim reaper twist and late-night crypto doomscroll aesthetic ☠️📉
Together, this 2-sided design tells the complete crypto lifecycle:
bull market euphoria on the front, portfolio obliteration on the back.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy while you survive the volatility in style.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
