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Live laugh Labotomy
Live laugh Labotomy
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Live Laugh Lobotomy 🧠✂️
"When the doctor says it's all in your head…"
Well, at least someone finally agrees with you. Celebrate your chaotic inner world with the only wellness mantra that truly gets it. Live. Laugh. Lobotomy. In that order.
This teal beauty is the perfect conversation starter — whether you're at the grocery store, a family reunion, or your next therapy appointment. (Especially your next therapy appointment.)
100% combed & ring-spun cotton — soft enough to soothe what ails you
Pre-shrunk, because surprises are for other people
Side-seamed for a flattering fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure that holds it together (unlike the rest of us)
Available XS–5XL
Pairs well with: a knowing smirk, a strong coffee, and a doctor who clearly doesn't listen.
Size guide
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| Â | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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